Postado Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:21 pm
Santa Banta Jokes Childbirth ! Santa`s son was assigned a
paper on childbirth and asked
his mother, Jeeto, "How was I
born?" "Well dear..." said the
embarrassed Jeeto, "the stork
brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how
did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork brought us
too," said Jeeto. "Well how were grandpa and
grandma born?" the boy
persisted. "Well darling, the stork
brought them too!" said the
frustrated Jeeto. A few days later, the boy
handed in his paper to the
teacher who read with
confusion the opening
sentence: "This report has been very
difficult to write due to the
fact that there hasn`t been a
natural childbirth in my
family for three generations."
paper on childbirth and asked
his mother, Jeeto, "How was I
born?" "Well dear..." said the
embarrassed Jeeto, "the stork
brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how
did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork brought us
too," said Jeeto. "Well how were grandpa and
grandma born?" the boy
persisted. "Well darling, the stork
brought them too!" said the
frustrated Jeeto. A few days later, the boy
handed in his paper to the
teacher who read with
confusion the opening
sentence: "This report has been very
difficult to write due to the
fact that there hasn`t been a
natural childbirth in my
family for three generations."